Apr08
New piece. Played with some color. But not really. Dogs are easily distracted by Frisbees, and Timmy is in the well. Not a great combination. Poor Timmy…
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Hey, gang.
I’m going to post a new Bad Napkin piece as soon as my printer connects to my WiFi.
Last May, I said something like “How hard can it be to scribble on Napkins?”
And it’s not. I’m just very lazy and have a serious problem judging time. Apparently, the last piece was published in September. I suck.
But I’m trying hard not to.
Tonight’s Bad Napkin Art piece is a completely new one.
I won’t say it’s funny. I won’t say it isn’t.
I also won’t make promises about frequency of updates. But, if things go well there should be something here on a regular basis. There’s old stuff, and as I do new stuff, I’ll add it and schedule it out.
I mean, how hard can it be to scribble lame jokes on napkins?
Enjoy tonight’s new piece. Like Bad Napkin Art on the facebook, follow my @BadNapkinArtist persona on the Twitter.
Leave comments.
Love each other.
Use lube when necessary.
And you didn’t even know we were gone.
Unless you’re @sleepjunky.
But seriously…
The Bad Napkin Art Gallery was one of the more popular pages on my old Living in Infamy website. This was back in the late 90′s, when there was no Blogosphere, and I spent a lot of time in diners. I’m a doodler. I doodle. I doodled a lot on napkins. The stuff was immature, terrible and occasionally funny.
My friends thought so anyway. And look at them… not one is right in the head.
The only thing more popular than the Bad Napkin Art was the Lunch List (and at this time, I have no desire to start that up again! Maybe…), and it’s one of the things that people wish I would start doing again.
So god help me, I’m doing it again.
It’s not all on Napkins. It’s on notepads, post-it notes, and occasionally something I may photoshop together. A lot of the old stuff used to revolve around Gary Coleman. We had a rivalry unrivaled by any other rivalry of any nemesis anywhere, even if Gary disavowed all knowledge of our mutual hatred (which was due to his not being as funny as I was… and that’s sad). But Gary is dead now. So… well, he won’t be able to bitch when I start up again.
I won’t promise regular updates on regular days, but I promise to update often. Sometimes the stuff flows like water on glass, and other times it flows like bricks on sandpaper.
So come back, and see what’s up. Follow me on twitter @BadNapkinArtist (link to the right), or Like me on facebook. It’s okay if you don’t ‘Like Me’ like me. We can just be friends, and that alone will make you bigger than Gary Coleman.
Er…
